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Conspiracy Theory #1:
Industry and Manufacturing... Polyfoam of Lester Prairie MN.... little styrofoam factory.... AS IF. They Actually manufacture
nuclear arms.... well, and styrofoam (to pack the warheads in). And they ship them out in armored trains that run on underground
rail systems.... If you ever drive to the park or football field in Lester Prairie.... ever wonder why you go over that hump
in the road? Almost as if a tunnel ran under that spot..... hmm... think about it!
Conspiracy Theory #2:
Music... R Kelly and Relient K are the same thing! What does the R stand for in R Kelly? And the K in Relient K.... But
wait... this one goes deeper! There's a company by the name "R & K" that makes wheels for small amusement park
rides...... is it possible that they are all one in the same? I say absolutely. Furthermore, I'm willing to bet that R &
K manufactured the very wheels that carry Polyfoams nuclear arms all the way to our national stockpile in Nashville.
Conspiracy Theory #3:
Politics... Nashville is home to the worlds largest stockpile of modern tactical nuclear weapons. Country music..... is
fake. These people.... Big & Rich.... Toby Kieth.... and ESPECIALLY Gary Allen and Little Big Town. These people are the
worlds most well-trained Nuclear Arms Storage and Testing Institution Executive Specialists (or NASTIES for short). When they
gather, it is to do nothing other than inspect the nuclear stockpile. This is why country music consists of such basic melodies
and obvious lyrics: so the NASTIES dont waste all their time on their fake music careers.
Part II:
Winstock Country Music Festival.... This is just the annual testing of the Polyfoam Nuclear manufacturing facility. The
festivity is in Winsted so the NASTIES don't attract Bulgarian spies to Polyfoam in Lester Prairie
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